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Fabian 

Congratulations to the winners of the Limerick contest…

Adele…3rd Place - $10
Maribeth…2nd Place - $15
Meghan…1st Place - $25
 

Write a funny, clean limerick about our favorite District youth director, Fabian Kalapuch, and submit it as a comment on this post. 

The 3 best will be awarded prizes of $25 (first place), $15 (second place), $10 (third place).  Limericks will be judged on form, humor, originality, and use of the name Fabian.  You may submit as many as you like, but you are eligible to win only one of the prizes. 

This contest ends at 11:59:59pm November 6th and the winners will be announced at youth group on November 7th.

here are some examples if you have no idea what a limerick is.  Happy commenting!!

There once was a man from Bombay
who wore on his head a toupee.
He thought that he might
give friends a delight
and remove his toupee for a day.

There one was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed of eating his shoe,
he awoke with a fright,
in the middle of the night,
and found that his dream had come true!

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There once was a man of Bobbian
Who’s first name was known as Fabian.
He directed THEIR group,
Without knowing his dupe,
And WE all lay down a sobbian.

There once was a lady called Katie
Who saw a woman named Sadie.
Fabian was with her,
Lady with sir,
Of course with their best friend named Amy.

There once was a dude known as Fabian,
who’s friend was Saudi urabian,
he thought he was cool then he fell in a pool,and thats the story of Fabian!!!

Left by: meghan

There once was a man named Fabian,
Who spoke like a Barbarian,
When he went to servivce and the speaker asked,whos blinking here,
Fabian replied it’s sinking.

there once was a man whose name was unknown,
he walked around in clothes outgrown,
they belonged to his child,
who never once smiled,
but dialed 911 on his phone.

the operator answered and insisted,
that the child give the owners name listed,
but daddy was eating,
and the child didnt want a beating,
so he sadly hung up the phone with eyes misted.

the daddy got up and said “Baby, In!”
“Help me find something to put gravy in…”
So instead of playing his game,
the baby called him a name,
and that’s how the unknown man became known as Fabian!

A horse came across an ocean.
He found he was sick from the motion.
He went to a vet
Who he had never met,
And the doc gave him some lotion.

The horse went away,
And came back the next day.
“This stuff does not work,
You old, lazy jerk!
I will never trust what you say.”

To Bahgry Horse went and saw a man.
He went to the man who’s name was Dan.
They traveled to Wurry,
The horse got a curry,
And then Dan met with his friend Lan.

They galloped together
Then took off the leather.
Dan’s horse went beserk
While Lan stood there to smirk,
And the friendship ended in the heather.

Next day Dan went riding,but his horse was in hiding,
Shamed by his actions he was.
When they found him,
His limbs were broken,
And after the death there was a buzz.

“I never named him,” Dan cried out.
“So good to me was he!”
Dan cried out all day,
And his wife went away
When he shouted,”Lord, bring him back to me!”

So Dan went about,
And we all believed him stout.
Finally one day
he proclaimed dramatically,
“I have a name for my horse.”

We all gathered round to hear,
And after we cheered,
For the name was good,
Though be better it could,
And those who thought so leered.

Fabian was a good name,
We all thought.
A brave and stout one
There is no better.
So now we toast to Fabian when our horses die.

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